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The Best of the Golden Globes UC Discussion (delayed!)

starring: 


Brittany
Ryan
AG
Kurt
Brianne
Dan
Jeremy
My mom



"Jessica Biel as Corpse Bride!"- Kurt
"Seriously French people English isn't that hard."- AG
"Stop taking the word PARTNER away from gays!"- Kurt
"blah blah blah MARION COTILLARD"-  Brittany (~HEARTS and da stuf)

did you see Marion at all Golden Globes night?
me neither.


"BLEEP"- Ryan
"I hate Madonna"- Elton John
"I don't give a shit"- Madonna
"PLAY THAT CHANDELIER OFF"- Kurt
"Tilda was in Blade Runner, right? She looks like she's the result of three nuclear wars and a supreme being's joke called 'human evolution'. Like that Jar-Jar thing from Star Wars: episode one."- Ryan

"Mommy I got the part THROW THE CAKE IN THE TRASH!"- Kurt (on NatPo)
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL"- Charlize Theron
"The Help AKA ROOTS PART 2 ELECTRIC BUGALOOOOO"- Kurt
"Slavery lol"- Brianne



"The chandelier looks like her (being Angie)'s arms!"- my mom
"JAZZ HANDS he's won an Oscar!"- Ryan
"Colin Firth:  blind pussy pusher."- Brianne
"I'm taking a shot everytime Ricky Gervais mentions he's an athiest."- Dan
"Tilda Swinton:  I'm David Bowie"- Brittany



"Did you just bleep Meryl fucking Streep?"- AG (yes)
"It's a novelty!"- my mom on The Artist
"It's a silent film! Oh what a revelation. NO ONE IN THE HISTORY OF FILM HAS DONE THAT."- Kurt
"What?"- Charlie Chaplin
"Betty White is the best- Everyone."- AG
"Not me!"- Ursula


"I've gotten more pussy than you ever will see."- George Clooney
"I want to go down on those eyebrows. Is that a thing?"- Kurt
"Bite those eyebrows!"- Brianne


MERYL/NATALIE FANFICTION PORN


um


"You get to see Michael Fassbender's long Fassbender and Carey Mulligan's small mulligans."- Jeremy (on Shame)
"Oh. Kate Winslet won a Golden Globe. What a NOVELTY."- Cara
"Roberty Downey Jr is my religion."- Ryan
"I take baths in a casket!"- Morgan Freeman
"Racism and boundaries and triumph and this happened over 50 years ago but let's keep talking about it and white guilt and here's an award and BLAH BLAH BLAH"- Ryan


OMFG TAYLOR SWIFT'S HAIR
IS PERFECT
sorry the TV interrupted me

"I'm so fucking gay and drunk and I'd hit that."- Kurt (on HELEN MIRREN)
"I thought he had a stroke there."- Brittany (on Sidney Poitier) 
"Seriously thought Sidney Poitier was dead."- Jeremy Kibler 
"Kurt is screaming and dying."- Brianne


did you miss this shit show, son?





SEE YOU AT THE NEXT SHALLOW JACK-OFF-FEST!
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