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Spotlight/Shoutout: Jerry Gergich

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Miercoles es Grande! Whatever that means. I don’t speak any Spanish, but it is Wednesday, and in the late hours of the Twilight , I am sending out my Spotlight. Hey Kristen Stewart…tickle this pickle! Jerry Gergich is the man, and this is all his. It has been a long time since I have written a spotlight like this, where it goes to a character that doesn’t actually exist. See Spotlight/Shoutout: Jason Bourne. Jerry Gergich is the boss, and the world is his applesauce. He is portrayed by Jim O’Heir on the show “Parks and Recreation.” Jerry is the forgotten heart of the show. He doesn’t even get a credit in the theme song. Jerry is a fantastically-skilled painter, even though he has the tendency to turn small Indian men into fat babies, but even Jesus had his foibles. People always try to put Jerry down, but really, he is a warm-hearted individual. Sometimes he uses words like “murinal,” but that is no reason to make him feel any lower. Jerry is my man, and I know that if he were to exist...