The Useless Critic 2.0

what you should be listening to: Tom Vek why:  DID THE 1980S EVER END HOT Junior Boys why:  BECAUSE WHITE IS THE SEXIEST COLOR WHEN DONE RIGHT Sebastian why:  ED BANGER BITCH Danger Mouse & Daniele Luppi why:  FEATURING JACK WHITE HE JUST HAD A DIVORCE PARTY WHAT A GOOD IDEA GO WET YOURSELF NOW.

this handsome young man is the French producer with the Valerie label (no Ed Banger this time, unfortunately, although if I had to list my favorite record labels like it was 1993 and I'm wearing a cardigan and things like this matter I would gladly say ED BANGER) known as Anoraak . And if you are a fan of Junior Boys or any kind of smooth electronic music (really) you will easily become a fan of Anoraak . but my god, his voice. his voice. his VOICE. girls go off about having girl crushes all the time, right? so this is my big man-crush of the moment. I can't help it. that voice is like honey and does things to me. see: fap fap fap . He's doing a DJ set in Miami on Feb. 25 th . Not that you or I will go, but just saying.

UFFIE DOES NOT RUIN THIS SONG. also, who was really surprised Lebron didn't stay in Cleveland? I mean come on, REALLY. IT'S CLEVELAND. although it does make me sad that the period of time is over in which I could have seen him play there, sort of like seeing Babe Ruth play for the .... whatever team he played for kind of thing, I'm not shocked. Uffie is also from Miami. at least Cleveland has HOT IN CLEVELAND, which was just renewed for 2011.