The Useless Critic 2.0

A lot of people must be wondering: why am I still here? Wasn't Jesus supposed to swoop me up in his arms like a motherless child? Well I have to say that if I were indeed Jesus (like rumors through the years have implied) I might skip town, too.  I asked Phil, all-around interesting fellow, why the Rapture was not May 21st 2011. This is what Phil had to say: 1) I sat at Rack N Roll this night wondering the same thing. Then some old lady got up and started singing some horseshit country song like she was 20, and at that moment I realized the Rapture had occurred and I am in Hell. 2.)  My name's Phill Ross. I like to wear leather outfits and nipple clamps in my free time.   3) It doesn't matter because the world is ending in December of 2012. I think . Well there you have it, although I do wonder if God kept us here to watch SNL last night.  Your thoughts? p.s. sorry Iceland

Well, because Jesus will be arriving in every time zone shortly, here's a brief overview of what to listen to before, well. you know. see:   Independence Day Blondie by tr3nt3trois THE RAPTURE: Get Myself Into It by rooroo !!!!!! SEE YOU BITCHES IN THE WAITING LINE IN HELL oh wait ...