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Another Late Night Book Review: Super Sad True Love Story

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By Guest Writer David Kinchen "Super Sad True Love Story" is both a love story involving two first-generation Americans, 39-year-old Lenny Abramov, born in New York to Russian Jewish emigres, and 24-year old Eunice Park, born to South Korean parents in California, and the end-game love affair with America. The Chinese are coming to collect past due debts, along with the Norwegians, the Saudis, and just about everyone else. It' chaotic, with National Guard armored personnel carriers and private contractors (think Blackwater and Halliburton) fielding their own quasi armies. The Democrats and Republicans have morphed into one political party and the country is engaged in yet another feckless foreign war, this time in Venezuela. This resonates today with our stealth campaign in support of the Libyan "rebels." Lenny works for Post-Human Services -- a division of one of these companies, Staatling-Wapachung -- which attempts to provide immortality to the very rich --...

Russian and Ukrainian Pickup Lines

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How to pickup Russians and Ukrainians…. If I ever get to meet Mila Kunis, I promise I will try one of these out. Russian Pickup lines: So you’re from the largest country in the world? Well tonight, I’ll be the largest thing in your world. You know Sarah Palin is watching you from her house? So tonight, you better sleep at my house. You’re so hot, you make Anna Kournikova look like the guy on the oatmeal box. You know Vladimir Putin? Well, you look like the exact opposite of that. Ukrainian Pickup Lines: N/A Just get them drunk and do your business. QATFYG: What is your best pick up line?