The Useless Critic 2.0

Another Women’s Gold Medal Tennis Match has come and bit the dust. The Olympic Finals are much like the grand slams of professional tennis, except they have so much more national pride….meaning that most of the viewers are actually watching Tennis for a change.  (Take a look at these photos provided by London2012.com . I don’t know who took these, but I am pretty sure they photographed them with a potato.)  Serena Williams took Gold: Who the Fuck Cares?   Maria Sharapova took Silver This was really beating me up. I frequently state that I am the world’s largest Maria Sharapova fan, not in size…just in the size of my heart! Bam, suck that Williams! Anyway, on a serious note, I was really hoping for Maria to win her first Gold Medal at the Olympics. In the famous words of Will Ferrell “There is nothing wrong with silver,” but fuck that noise, I wanted my Maria to win Gold. Instead, that boring tater salad Serena Williams took gold. That’s the kryptonit...

So who's hotter returns!! TENNIS STARS!! This topic: The Williams Sisters, the strongest force in tennis. QATFYG: So who do you think is Hotter? Venus Williams or Serena Williams? Or Both.....or None of them at all Or can you tell who is who? Or do you prefer the stacky Vera Zvonareva , the biggest bang to come out of Russia since they learned that fish have eggs too. Personally I'd go for any. I am not very picky.