The Useless Critic 2.0

December 31st, 1999 music: Will Smith I just got this thing called a "Cell phone?" which is so grody weird 2 me bcuz like IT'S NOT A CELL. ITS A FONE. anyway we all went to the shore and drank schnapps and were like Y2K Y2-WHAT? hahahahahaha isn't Bill Clinton such a good president? y2k didn't happen but my family was in the bomb shelter when the ball dropped. me, I was getting head. AWESOME NEW DECADE!

September 10, 2001 now playing: "Butterfly" - Crazytown today at school Kelly was all like "Beverly your butt is so big" "Beverly did you eat South America" "becaues ur butt is dat biggg" well she's such a bich Ive seen the way she throws herself at Kevvvin and I'm just like UGh SO OEVER IT. is the OC new tonight? I dunno. Mom is making me meat loaf tonight. BLEH MEAT LOAF 2maro I have a lab test OOPS DIDN'T STUDY think 2maro is going to be a gr8 day. LOVE YOU LIKE A SISTER XOXOXOXOX