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Kim Jong Un: Has a Girlfriend!

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North Korea is a favorite of mine, and I was planning to defect across the border there this December, but things didn't work out...meaning I didn't read the wikipedia correctly, and I assumed they had legalized prostitution...which they don't...for some reason. Focus on the Woman to the Center Left When it comes to Kim Jong Un, he has no need for prepaid princesses, for this palace prince-turned king is now prancing around with a princess paid with only love and/or hormones. Kim Jon Un has been sited with the woman next to him in the photo on multiple occasions. She has been identified as Hyon Song Wol, a North Korean musician. Sources from the South Korean intelligence are speculating this is his new love interest...one source also thinks it's his sister...The UC is going out on a limb and claim that it is both. :P Read this "Yahoo News" excerpt on Hyon Song Wol: "....a singer "who used to front the Bochonbo Electronic Music Band" a...

Kim Jong Il: What happens next?

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?-2011 As said in the last post, this is a strange day for news. Not only is the media finally acknowledging that Ron Paul is at the top of the polls, but North Korea's Leader Kim Jong Il has passed away after a heart attack on a train. But QATFYG: What does this mean for the world? On the important notes: Well, Kim Jong Il was the world's largest customer and consumer of Hennessy Cognac. Who is going to take his place? :O Gasp! 안녕하세요. 미국에서 안녕하세요. 당신이 인터넷이 없어. 그러나 미국과 북한 사이의 평화를 지원합니다. 나는 모든 기근을 종료 지원합니다. 나는 사람들을 지원합니다.