The Useless Critic 2.0

Yelle's new single is out, somewhere. love you Yelle. check my hypemachine: pretty sure that's on it. also, this winter feels very much the National to me. very Matt Berninger, unshaven, moody. hipsters and people I don't like: please don't shit all over the National anymore, okay? thank you. you ruined Arcade Fire, Muse, Radiohead and Coldplay for me. well Coldplay has Chris Martin which inadvertantly ruined it. oh, who am I kidding, the National will only always remind me of Dan. Baz Luhrmann is directing the new version of the Great Gatsby which is slated to star Leonard DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire and Carey Mulligan. it will be in 3D. ??? so the car can hit me smack dab in the middle of the movie theater? huh? AND WHERE IS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN THIS. it should be better than that version starring Mia Farrow and Robert Redford from the 70s. I love F. Scott Fitzgerald so much I would write fanfiction about him and that's not a light thing for me...

Have you seen it yet? Even my brother- my poor-taste-afflicted brother- has seen Inception and has nothing but good words to say about this. reason I will go: MARION. hello, did you even need to ask?

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/leo-kate-help-last-titanic-survivor/22348?nc aw! how heartwarming. wait...isn't this old news? it's still nice, nonetheless. I'm going to update like ten times today. GET READY. II. (item of interest) EDINBORO HAS A STREETVIEW ON GOOGLE MAPS http://yourboro.wordpress.com/2009/04/13/edinboro-street-view/ this strikes me as the most useless thing ever, but whatevs. I like to scope streetviews to see if I recognize peeps in the shots. Like Pittsburgh, for example. And sometimes I get bored and tired and depressed and go to Portland's and pretend I live there. yourboro is a good blog, if you are a local you should read it more often. - Brittany