The Useless Critic 2.0

I would like to preface with saying PLEASE GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF DETROIT. pray to the weather gods Boeing WHATEVER that I get to go home tomorrow, because I don't have sympathetic parents who will lend me money easily and I don't want to starve to death in the Detroit airport. seriously, they were like "pay 70 dollars for a hotel" and I was like FUCK YOU I WILL SLEEP ON THIS FLOOR. which brings the bedroom I made in a waiting area. some old guy just walked by. I waved. tour dates! I'm just across the lake from my home! just across the lake :(

I decided to play the band version of "fuck, marry, kill" with the line-up, because I have nothing better to do at the library today. just kidding, I have five papers to work on. Does someone want to pay for me to go Lollapalooza, btw? I will reward you handsomely with _____jobs. because I want to go so badly! fap fap fap. Green Day- KILL THE STROKES- FUCK FUCK FUCK Lady GaGa- marry (too dirty) Arcade Fire- fuck! MGMT- fuck! Soundgarden- marry, I'm not huge on them. AFI- ?!?!?! kill Spoon- fuck Metric- fuck (see: Emily Haines) Hot Chip- faukkkkkk Phoenix- FUCK! Wolfmother- marry, I saw them before, not bad! Cypress Hill- eh marry Stars- fuck Cut Copy- fuck The National- fuck Switchfoot- wow, what the fuck? no. KILL Grizzly Bear- fuck! my favorite band! Erykah Badu- fuck, she is quite ballsy. Digitalism- marry The Black Keys- marry The Cribs- fuck The New Pornographers- FUCK IT LIKE IT IS HOT The Walkmen- marry (not really a fan) Rogue Wave- marry (boring) Minus the Bear- ...