The Useless Critic 2.0

today I am tackling two of the more-hyped movies left this summer: The Switch what about this? I don't hate J. Aniston so much these days- she's really getting more and more likeable to me. and Jason Bateman! I love him! I think it has something to do with his head and the shape of it. that's an odd thing to say but it's true. plus this is the team that brought you Little Miss Sunshine so come on it will be amazing. the plot- the lonely older woman who wants a kid- has been seen so often in contemporary cinema (i.e. Baby Mama and the Next Best Thing , remember that?)- but this is a nice refreshing twist on it. thoughts? AND THEN, OH MY GOD Eat Pray Love http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1bSFT60sXI thoughts: I hate society.

All right, so I already have my "you need to hear this" installment. which is cool and all. but when I was getting my hair done over the weekend (!), I was flipping through the latest copy of Allure (not something I normally if ever read) and came across some pretty sick photos of Amanda Seyfried. sick as in gorgeous. like, insanely gorgeous. so, I present to you, the first installment of my new baby, I'D HIT IT (for the record, that Rahm post a while ago totally counts!) Known best for Karen in "Mean Girls" and the daughter of Streepie in "Mamma Mia," Amanda is just- God. beautiful! her eyes, her face. seriously. I don't know why more people don't see it. She's also from Allentown. PA HOLLA. Quite excited to see her opposite the overrated Megan Fox (who is subpar to Amanda, in my humble opinion) in Diablo Cody (screenwriter/stripper goddess of "Juno" fame)'s newest feat, "Jennifer's Body," which opens in Septem...