The Useless Critic 2.0

So there has been some talk about posting Mid-Summer Mixes. Here is mine, just for the heck of it. This is a short list. I’ll start with some early summer Music. The Offspring-Want You Bad This is the song I think about for the beginning of Summer. Moving onward….. Donna Summer—She Works Hard for the Money I’ve posted about this song before. I used to hear this song as a jingle all the time, but it is engrained in my mind as a Childhood Memory of Midsummer. The Tornadoes- Bustin’ Surfboards Anything by the Tornadoes really feels like Summer, just like MJ and those Ball Park commercials. And James-Laid (American Pie nostalgia) This is my song for the end of summer. I was going to add LA Baby from the “Jonas Brothers,” but then I really did not feel like it. It’s weird how that happens sometimes. QATFYG: Any posters want to publish their midsummer mixes? And to seal this with my signature, Since I like Bass Instruments so much Here is a Russian Bass Balalaika soloist. They need more vids...

Kevin is in a good mood. Over the last two days, I've realized that Kevin Jonas is more like me than any other Celebrity out there, with the exception of Emmy Rossum. So Kevin Jonas, knows what it's like to be an outsider and to be different from the rest of the group. Now it's time that I apologize for all the mean things I have said about KJ over the last year and a half. Nader Bouberhan is sorry for: 1. calling you an ugly d* bag. 2. calling your wife a dirty c*nt suck. 3. saying you were untalented in comparison to brother Nick. 4. telling my older sister not to dress up as you for Halloween because it was stupid. (I wonder when Kevin Jonas will realize that we're best friends, but JONAS L.A. premiered tonight, and I think I will watch more. Cheers Kevin, I will lift a glass in your honor, but I won't drink because of that purity stuff. QATFYG: Would you be Kevin Jonas' best friend if he offered you the job (that is if I wasn't already in place).

Do you know what the antidote to catatonic depression is? researching your potential graduate programs and finding out you really do not need to take the GRE because your grades are high enough. THX LIBRARY SCIENCES. ! while an MFA in writing is something I will get before I die, I'd also like to be employed before I die. and making the big moneys so I can attract people with my large supply of cash instead of looks or personality. ANYWAY, the Three Rivers Arts Festival is underway. click here for a better look: http://www.jainteractive.com/traf/ because I don't feel like sorting through that shit for you. I am not your slave. but it appears Zee Avi (!!!) is playing today ANDDDD Medeski Martin & Wood, in addition to videos by CMU and Pitt filmmakers. God, now that I read about this, I wish I could go more. Well, it'll be going on for a few weeks, so head down there if you're not already there. OMG IN A WEEK I AM SEEING GWEN STEFANI the impending reality of that just...