The Useless Critic 2.0

I decided, because sometimes it's damn tricky to make people LIKE your product (whatever it be) on Facebook- trust me, as someone that has done this and still has to do it- that each week I will start highlighting ONE Facebook page of interest and trying to market it to the world at large (or whoever reads the Useless Critic) so maybe the page will make 1 or 2 or 3 new fans.  This week:   Local Band Hero. Facebook why you should fan it! because Phil, who nicely explained to you why the apocalypse was a no-show, runs it because Facebook banned them for posting on the bands they promote pages oh, what do they do? they promote local bands nationwide. that's pretty cool! a lot of bands/musician folk could benefit from that..... and if you choose to use their services (metaphorically speaking YOU'RE IN A BAND YOU'RE IN A BAND) it's free because the website itself is run through sponsors and stuffffff. the website, in actuality:   http://www.localbandhero.com/ ...

A lot of people must be wondering: why am I still here? Wasn't Jesus supposed to swoop me up in his arms like a motherless child? Well I have to say that if I were indeed Jesus (like rumors through the years have implied) I might skip town, too.  I asked Phil, all-around interesting fellow, why the Rapture was not May 21st 2011. This is what Phil had to say: 1) I sat at Rack N Roll this night wondering the same thing. Then some old lady got up and started singing some horseshit country song like she was 20, and at that moment I realized the Rapture had occurred and I am in Hell. 2.)  My name's Phill Ross. I like to wear leather outfits and nipple clamps in my free time.   3) It doesn't matter because the world is ending in December of 2012. I think . Well there you have it, although I do wonder if God kept us here to watch SNL last night.  Your thoughts? p.s. sorry Iceland