The Useless Critic 2.0

I decided, because Al and I thought it would be interesting to do all Mila Kunis-things last week, to write about Erie and local things this week. I mean there are some things of interest. strong emphasis on "some." I guess the zoo opened yesterday to 5000 people. I have not been to the zoo since I worked there. I am not sure it's much different. MARJORIE, the mistress of my heart, is being sentenced today for her role in the pizza bombing fiasco. of course she is going to get off easy because she is pretty . also, let's all take dating advice from Charlie Sheen. SERIOUSLY or just general life advice. really.

Word has it that Ellen Page, star of Drew Barrymore's directorial debut Whip It! (about roller derby, duh what else) is seen in the film sporting a t-shirt with the emblem of my old workplace, THE ERIE ZOO. O M G you read it here first! visit the zoo online: http://www.eriezoo.org/