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Spotlight/Shoutout: Jerry Gergich

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Miercoles es Grande! Whatever that means. I don’t speak any Spanish, but it is Wednesday, and in the late hours of the Twilight , I am sending out my Spotlight. Hey Kristen Stewart…tickle this pickle! Jerry Gergich is the man, and this is all his. It has been a long time since I have written a spotlight like this, where it goes to a character that doesn’t actually exist. See Spotlight/Shoutout: Jason Bourne. Jerry Gergich is the boss, and the world is his applesauce. He is portrayed by Jim O’Heir on the show “Parks and Recreation.” Jerry is the forgotten heart of the show. He doesn’t even get a credit in the theme song. Jerry is a fantastically-skilled painter, even though he has the tendency to turn small Indian men into fat babies, but even Jesus had his foibles. People always try to put Jerry down, but really, he is a warm-hearted individual. Sometimes he uses words like “murinal,” but that is no reason to make him feel any lower. Jerry is my man, and I know that if he were to exist...

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I am currently devouring THE HISTORY OF LOVE by Nicole Krauss. She's married to Jonathan Safran Foer, another amazing modern (most of the writers I like are dead people). I can't recommend to you this book enough. there seems to a lot of Jewish identity literature out there right now, but it's all remarkable. and heartbreaking and beautiful and human etc. things I look for in a novel. funny, too. the movie is coming out in early 2011, so get on that shit, friend. also, Ms. Krauss just put out Great House not too long ago. have you read that yet? what are you reading, anyway? SMUT? their writing styles are similar. so I have this fantasy of these two married writers giving each other feedback and proofreading and etc. I bet they sit in bed after sex and read each other's scenes and are like "DARLING, THIS ADJECTIVE SHOULD GO THERE." ah! Dunkin Donuts opens on November 23rd. Harry Potter comes out soon and Wenli is dragging me to see it (wish you could come, Eu...

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Erie is getting: - a Five Guys - several Dunkin Donuts - a Chipotle, which just opened AND NEW LYKKE LI SONG