The Useless Critic 2.0

I'm listening to Sleigh Bells as I write this, as to increase the intensity.  Diane Keaton is what we can easily refer to as the "eternal hottie." Look at her from the 1970s and she is gorgeous. like she was carved from marble. watch Annie Hall  and seriously watch it it's one of the best movies of all time. but DIANE HAD KIDS. flash forward STILL HOT how do some women age so gracefully? like Diane, whatever serum you are on, BB I WANT IT. and also- she's sharp as a whip and as funny as ever. her book! I just started to read it. holy shit. no wonder Al Pacino dated this lady. she's wearing those glasses BETTER THAN YOU. Diane Keaton:  the thinkingwoman's milf, we salute you. la dee da. question:  WOULD SHE LISTEN TO SLEIGH BELLS WITH ME? oh hell that would be DOPE

When you daydream you are a celebrity, who is your inner circle? COME ON WE ALL DO IT. for me, these are the people I befriended in my other life, aka what I think about when I zone out when I'm at the bus watching someone drool on themselves. I am BFFS with: - Jane Adams - Natalie Portman (holla!) - Norah Jones - Diane Keaton - Zooey Deschanel ( - SOMETIMES LADY GAGA BUT SHE'S MOODY And Natalie Wood when I pretend it's 1963. I hate Katy Perry, though. can you blame me? she's a whore. SO THINK FAST WHO DO YOU HANG OUT WITH enjoy your Sunday! I think that God awful heat wave has finally ended. I like heat, really, but I hate getting heat exhaustion when I walk three blocks in my interview clothes.