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 Top 10 Hottest Celeb Tattoos: #9 Demi Lovato “Stay/Strong.” After a year of distress and destruction, Demi Lovato encountered the darkness. Most famously, the singing pop star was noted for the controversial move of hiding marks from cutting herself with a razor, as the public relations department covered it up and called it “imprints from bracelets.”  In fact, they were not so. She went on to one of the more publicized trips to emotional rehab. Afterward, she covered the markings with the tattooed word, “Strong” on her right arm. She later on added “Stay” on her left arm, making “Stay Strong” together. This one has a lot of personal meaning, and it comes with an emotional story. Out of the darkness, Demi was able to share a message with her fans of all ages and inform the world about the dangers of cutting. The second meaning was a message to the media to shut up her about her problems. One tattoo said both "stand up" and "fuck off" at the same time. ...

Top 10 Hottest Celeb Tattoos: #10 Penelope Cruz Penelope Cruz kicks off the countdown in the most mysterious kind of way. She earns her spot here for her small miniature “883” tattoo located on her right leg. It might come across as simple and miniscule, but this tiny tattoo generated an obsession over the internet as the world tried to unravel the meaning of the three numbers, “883.” Penelope was sent thousands of theories to try and define her tattoo, such as someone’s birthday, a lucky number, or even the number of a Harley Davidson, yet she dismissed all of them, and for a brief moment left the world in a state of mystery. Tattoo Meaning:  There is nothing hotter than the mysterious and getting close to the unknown; however, of course Penelope Cruz only scores the 10th spot because she went ahead and revealed the meaning. 8 and 3 are her lucky numbers from Numerology. She then wanted to keep extra luck always right beside her. 8 8 3. Mystery = Killed. Questions ...

Hello Good Saturday: Starting tomorrow, The UC will feature the latest and newest countdown. Top 10 Hottest Celebrity Tattoos. It will try to be artistic. It will also try to be somewhere between PG 13 and those movies that are so graphic they have no ratings.It will also certainly not contain anything from Brock Lesnar. Back in the WWE or not, sorry Brock. I mean, no offense…but I just don’t know what that is. Questions for You: (Open Sarcasm) How will anyone be able to top this?(Close Sarcasm)