The Useless Critic 2.0

Music from Laos is All About Sex: Vol. 2 Yes, more exists. After the last post on how the music of the small Southeast Asian country of Laos is nothing more than naughty videos played over rather entertaining, yet meaningless, slow music. The reason why Vol. 2 was created is because there is just SO MUCH of this of this on the internet. Muk Sao Sexy “Oh, my Good…it’s SAO Sexy.” Ha Ha HA. On a serious note, if you are searching for a video that shows a woman in her panties cleaning, doing the dishes, and the laundry. This one is for you. Lao Song- Cute Sexy Girl Cute Sexy Girl might be the title of the song, but it’s more likely that it refers to that thing in the yellow wrapping paper. This is probably the most exciting music video you’ll ever see with a girl walking down the street and then, walking up a flight of stairs. The end. Khad Nang – Lao Song Not to be outdone by a girl in a yellow swimsuit, this video has been comprised of a Lao song set on Western Women. Is anyone familia...

Hello Middle of Spring, and prepare for something Asiatic. Dombra The stringed Dombra/ styles of Western Mongolia, Watch this player. He creates quite the entertaining arrangement. This song holds a touch of bitterness, but really, it has a feeling that winter is gone. Yes, winter is gone, but it still rests in memory. Ulytau – Turkish March This take on Mozart comes from a group from Kazakhstan. You can hear some occidental violin playing, but with some folkie touches. The jovial transition into Spring. This is the heart of the post. This song from Laos is the pure epicenter of springtime. It is the emotional horizon of sensual music. It is soft, passionate, and most importantly, it gives the feelings of rebirth, life, and pure bliss. Shahrizoda – My Sorrow I try to fit Shahrizoda (Uzbek origins) into all of my Asian Music Parties, and I really wanted a reason to post this song. The chorus is extremely addictive, and this song just holds the quality that reminds us that Spring will l...