The Useless Critic 2.0

I AM GOING TO MEET HER BROOKLYN BOWL @ 7 WITH RYE RYE AND SOMEONE ELSE (DELUKA) PEREZ LOVES HER SO DO I EDIT IT IS AT 11 I BETTER SLEEP ALL THE WAY BACK TO ERIE

So there has been lots of talk on whether or not Howard Stern would be a good judge on "American Idol." But Simon Cowell, the dastardly departed, offers his idea of a replacement. Saying: "Perez Hilton , he'd be funny. You know, he's got good taste in music, he's a personality. That could work." Is this true? I think Perez would be a much better judge than Howard Stern. I think he fits the "American Idol" setting a lot better, and his comments would be very entertaining. Perez could also start some major diva action between him and lousy contestants. It will be a milestone to replace Simon, but I would think of Perez as an awesome host. QATFYG: Who would you pick to replace Simon?