A 1001 Films We Will Never See, Britt and Liz's Journey Through Cinema: Joint "Melancholia" Review
My Melancholia review Britt Y SO SRS Okay, Melancholia . Blah blah blah Lars Von Trier blah blah weeping Charlotte Gainsbourg (not disemboweling any penises this time) blah blah Kirsten Dunst can really act! Blah blah oh look Kiefer Sutherland now has something to do after they cancelled 24 . JUST KIDDING. I totally Ashton Kutchered you. For me personally, there was a LOT riding on this film, because Lars Von Trier is a whirlwind of a fellow! I mean, this guy is just something else. It’s as if we live in this world of movie directors who are chocolate bars (the Hershey variety, noneother) and here is this dude who is made out of vanilla plastic. He made Bjork want to never act again. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN! What I saw of Antichrist left me bemused, entertained and very aroused. I happened to watch the entirety of Melancholia , unlike my companion, who passed out like a sleepless baby within the first few seco...