The Useless Critic 2.0

I guess my new thing is to post updates about Ashton Kutcher's life. Why? Because he's everywhere. He's like an STD.  So the newest thing on tool Mr. Kutcher's agenda is to play late Apple legend Steve Jobs in an upcoming indie biopic. now let's examine the spectrum:   I guess there's a passing resemblance but really, REALLY? in other news today: - horrific school shooting in California - can Myanmar be saved! - Fiona Apple's new album listing/art is out out out can I make this Titanic month because it's the 100th anniversary and I don't have a copilot right now? SAY YES SAY YES

There is a new Celeb Stuff posted, and this one goes out to the still-strong running focus on the life and career of Steve Jobs. The Business Channels can't get enough of this. QATFYG: Who wants to come over and watch "Pirates of Silicon Valley" and then drink "Mountain Dew?"

- the  Parks and Recreation last night was CLASSIC. don't think I have a TV. the internet is my god for a reason. - I'm wearing a black sweater and jeans tomorrow in honor of Steve Jobs. join me! maybe we can speak at podiums as well! - I really love podiums. - CALENDAR IS UPDATED GO CHECK - hey, do you live in New York City too? are you not sleeping on Wall Street tonight? because Holy Ghost needs extras for their music video next week! - Nicole Atkins dropped a free EP. she's really wonderful. I like her, but she never responds to my tweets. other celebrities that don't: - St. Vincent - The Antlers - BEST COAST. I tweet her ALL THE TIME and what do I get? ugh. WHAT DO I GET? sweet NOTHING - make Oh Land's cover of The National's "Bloodbuzz Ohio" NO. 1 on hype machine - I'm glad she chose that song to cover. It reminds me of my ties to Erie.  - there's a Lykke Li cover of "Unchained Melody" on there...

It’s October 5, 2011 QATFYG: Who is the richest man in the world? No: It is not Bill Gates. No: It is not Warren Buffett. Yes: It is Mexico's Carlos Slim Helu. Find out how he made it beyond all others in the "Be Useful" Page. This post is also dedicated to Steve Jobs.