The Useless Critic 2.0

For the record, you should be seeing a blender down here. edit:  never mind. do you want to see Dark Shadows ? Because I can't make up my mind about it. Part of it looks gleefully campy; the other part...just kind of dense. Watch and decide and ask yourself if this is some perversion to the Edward Scissorhands legacy: I mean, I know humor. Schindler's List, Airplane!- these names all come to mind. Anyway, rather see the Avengers . Have YOU seen it? oh shut up everyone else in the universe has.

My reaction? Now, a few quick notes: • This is the third time the two have worked together, following The Perfect Score (2004) and The Nanny Diaries (2007), a film I really, really, really love! • Scarlett's character is Russian, 'nuff said. • There was this insanely hot dude from college a few years ago who was, like, a cross between Chris Evans and Mike Vogel . I mean, I know , right? Except that I made a complete ass of myself when I came up to talk to him. It's okay, I'll live. • There would be a third reason if Edward Norton were to reprise his role as Hulk, but instead, he was replaced by Mark Ruffalo. FO' REAL??! THIS IS ASS!! • Chris Hemsworth is in it too, although I much prefer his brother Liam (yes, the one from, ugh, The Hunger Games , but that wouldn't stop me from doing him anyway). • Scarlett does not approve of the "ScarJo" nickname that has been commonly used to refer to her. S...