The Useless Critic 2.0

So I missed the halftime show, being on a Greyhound and all. but come on, America. It's not like I couldn't just piss someone off by being myself and have the finger thrown at me as well. I mean seriously, when my brother and I played Nintendo as little kids, what did we do when Wario angered us? FLIP, HIM, OFF what did you think of the Halftime Show? I really need to watch the damn thing! 

I'm insanely excited for the Superbowl this year, because of Madonna. No I don't understand foosball. Sometimes I like to pretend I do, but in actuality:  there's a ball involved. And it used to be made of pigskin, but not really. Not anymore. Thanks PETA. GIVE ME ALL YOUR LOVE, BITCH (M.I.A. and Nicki Minaj are going to be on the final version of that track. food 4 thought) new M83 North American tour in 2012!!!!

- Christina Aguilera tried to give America a blowjob the other night. - Black Eyed Peas: all I remember is shiny clothing material. real time conversation I had regarding this band: Mom: I am looking forward to the halftime show. me: why Mom: I love the Black Eyed Peas! me: do you know who they are Mom: GOOD WORKOUT MUSIC me: *shows picture of band* Mom: I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THEY LOOKED LIKE also, we should do themed shit for February. what say you, reader? should we be lovelorn and post Smith lyrics until Valentine's Day? I am going to be alone again, but it's all good, I think I am destined to be like the Moz and die alone and hopeless and probably drunk.