The Useless Critic 2.0

January Jones is prego. Lykke Li's new video is out: SHE'S SO PRETTY IT HURTS. also, Lykke Li is supposed to be dating Tyler the Creator. there's a bit of an age gap, there. it's like me dating a thirteen-year-old. not that I'd ever do that. >_> .............. <_< anyway, 4 AM WAKE UP CALL TOMORROW I'M LIVE TWEETING @brittnik YOU KNOW IT sleep well KATES AND WILLS

QATFYG: What would they think if Kate Middleton asked for a chocolate wedding cake? I would have wanted her to have this one. Why ? Because it is black chocolate. And Black Chocolate reminds me of intercourse. BAM!