The Useless Critic 2.0

Do you ever have the feeling that you're life is incomplete? Well, it is. Are there things that just drive you insane? Of course there are. QATFYG: What has the answers to all the problems? Could it be Jon Huntsman? Well, no one knows for sure, but if you have some official Jon Huntsman merchandise, your life will be better. He is running for president, and his numbers are kinda low...so throw the dog a bone and buy some of his products. On any presidential campaign, one must determine the formula success. Well, to Jon's credit, he is the only man running for president who has one. So you can sport that on this drawstring backpack, which bears Look Closely It reads H20 12. H20 12...formula for success ;) Do you wear clothes with Lapels? Well, you're in the right place with the H Lapel Pin Remember H is the first letter in Hero and Happiness. :) Go Jon. (Please disregard the fact that H is also the first letter in Herbert Hoover and Heil Hitler) Do you drink soda? Of course...

This is not the first time Herman Cain has appeared on The UC. (Such as This ) We recently updated the “Be Useful,” so just going to go out and say it. If you get a chance read Herman Cain’s 999 Plan. It’s some good stuff for economic recovery. The 999 Plan And look, he has a cowboy hat! QATFYG: Does he really hate Muslims? Or was that a smear tactic? PS: You know, since Obama is a "zebra" so to speak...Herman Cain could be our first REAL African American president. "Zebra" is courtesy of Mr. Jefferson.