The Useless Critic 2.0

... 1.) Love Me If You Dare  (2003) - this movie is French and ridiculous. like you really need to suspend disbelief to see this movie and enjoy it. but if you liked more Americanized French movies such as Amelie, this will just be a natural progression for you. Marion Cotillard met her longtime partner ,   Guillaume Canet on the set of this film. Believable couple with good chemistry- it's whimsical, hilarious and heartbreaking. It's also very French. Happy birthday, Marion! Days I do not miss.  2.) The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012)- I will forego the urge to leave a review of this film but WOW it was sublime. I mean- instant classic material. The book was captured to a T. the whole cast is brilliant and it captures adolescence so sincerely and naturally. My friend Jeremy (and occasional writer) left an awesome review of this film here . HE DOES NOT LIE. My favorite scene by far was the dance to "Come on Eileen." Hands down this has my vote fo...

It is a simple question. Which Emilio Estevez Role is the Best? Does he look Hispanic to you? Maybe it's just me that doesn't see it. And here you go. The Way (2010) Daniel 2008 Two and a Half Men (TV series) Andy – The Devil's Lube (2008) … Andy 2006 Arthur and the Invisibles Ferryman (voice: English version) 2006 Bobby Tim 2005 The L.A. Riot Spectacular Officer Powell 2003 The 3 Wise Men Jimmy (uncredited) 2003 The West Wing (TV series) Young Jed Bartlet – Twenty Five (2003) … Young Jed Bartlet (uncredited) 1997 The Wonderful World of Disney (TV series) Gordon Bombay – D3: The Mighty Ducks … Gordon Bombay 1996 D3: The Mighty Ducks Gordon Bombay 1996 The War at Home Jeremy Collier 1996 Mission: Impossible Jack Harmon (uncredited) 1994 Saturday Night Live (TV series) Host – Emilio Estevez/Pearl Jam (1994) … Host 1994 D2: The Mighty Ducks Coach Gordon Bombay 1993 Judgment Night Frank Wyatt 1993 Another Stakeout Bill Reimers 1993 Loaded Weapon 1 Jack Colt 1992...

Alright, I think I'll be giving this movie a shitty review if I officially reviewed it, so a public service announcement: SEE THIS MOVIE. If it's playing in your area. Submarine is a little British indie film directed by one of my favorite (favourite?) people of all time, Richard Ayoade, a half-Nigerian, half-Norwegian comedian and blipster, most famous for playing hilarious characters on The IT Crowd and The Mighty Boosh . He's also directed videos for Vampire Weekend, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and Arctic Monkeys. Speaking of Arctic Monkeys, their lead singer, Alex Turner, contributed songs to the soundtrack for this film. The film is set in 1986, but Turner's modern indie vocals fall in place perfectly throughout its vintage, twee Welsh setting. Ayoade's been called the next Wes Anderson. It's also his birthday today (well yesterday, since I'm posting this so late and it's almost midnight on the west coast)! Do yourself a favor and watch SUBMARINE.

Hiroshima, Mon Amour this movie has been on my mind a lot lately, due to the recent events in Japan. when I saw it about a year ago, it easily made an impression on me. easily. it was just so beautiful, in every way thinkable. it follows the story of a French actress and her Japanese architect lover, having a conversation together as they lie in bed. the majority of the film is told in flashbacks of their lives in WWII (the film was made in 1959, so there's a ten year gap there). he was directly affected by the dropping of the atom bomb in Hiroshima; she was ostracized due to her involvement with a German soldier. the reason I was propelled to see it was the song "Burning Hearts" by My Favorite- "I was an architect, she was an actress, I drew the Eiffel Tower upon her dress." (really good song too, by the way! RIP My Favorite). luckily, you can find the movie online. here's a portion of it: I HOPE YOU LIKE READING FILMS it's given credit (so I am led to ...