Online Dating is for Rejects Like Me
Online dating is a new way of life. I was recently talking to Ryan Scott Bennett, and he asked “Why don’t you just date people in real life?” or something to that effect. BECAUSE PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE GIVE A SH*T These are the wonders of online dating. It is perfect for meatheads like me that are total lowlifes and spend hours image-searching Melissa Lee in their spare time. I tried dating sites, and I had some success….but not an extraordinary amount, so at this point I turned to dating women in Africa via Facebook and Interpals, mostly from Uganda. Is this weird? Yes. Is this smart? Hell no. However, African women are as promiscuous as Paris Hilton except they can’t afford drugs. This spring I saw the film “Norbit” for the first time, and it scared the crap out of me. I say this because I used to talk to a woman from Cameroon that resembled that mammoth, and she actually tried to use me as her “bitch.” She tried to use me for money, for services, for a visa to the USA, and even to help...