The Useless Critic 2.0

Here is the love of my life holding a Dior bag.  Marion Cotillard currently has a film playing at the Cannes film festival, Rust and Bone , which is being FAVORABLY COMPARED to that modern day classic, Antichrist .  Anyway, I missed writing about Marion for whatever reason, so here I am. Read the previous two posts! They have far more substance. 

today I am tackling two of the more-hyped movies left this summer: The Switch what about this? I don't hate J. Aniston so much these days- she's really getting more and more likeable to me. and Jason Bateman! I love him! I think it has something to do with his head and the shape of it. that's an odd thing to say but it's true. plus this is the team that brought you Little Miss Sunshine so come on it will be amazing. the plot- the lonely older woman who wants a kid- has been seen so often in contemporary cinema (i.e. Baby Mama and the Next Best Thing , remember that?)- but this is a nice refreshing twist on it. thoughts? AND THEN, OH MY GOD Eat Pray Love http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1bSFT60sXI thoughts: I hate society.

wow. Lars Von Trier, why you keep making movies? I guess this was a horror film but it felt so ridiculous to me. so over-the-top it was unforgiveable and just unneccessarily gruesome. the guy has issues. William Dafoe was pretty good in this, which surprised me, because I am stupid and just recognize him from Spiderman . (btw: Peter Parker was laid off! did you know that?) anyway, the moral of this movie is DO NOT have sex while leaving baby unattended or it will die and you will end up in the woods and chop off your husband's genitals and have him cum blood on your face. sorry for the spoilers, but you know how it is.