The Useless Critic 2.0

dis my book http://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/brittnik WHY YOU SHOULD BUY IT: because all proceeds go to P.O.W.E.R.S INC IT IS 99 CENTS

Since it's been just over two months:  - gotten extremely lost on the subway. I believe I ended up in Soho? Well, whatever happened ended in tears, me screaming at people for money for a new metrocard and a panic attack that was subdued by some nice Australian (?) boy offering me candy. yeah I attract Australians like flies I don't get it either. - drank a lot. this is stupid in any context; it's more stupid when you move to a major city and are confused by most things. - gone to Harlem. at least this ends soon, but "harmless-looking white girl in Harlem" does not bode well. "harmless-looking white girl talking in a high-pitched voice to a designer dog" bodes EVEN WORSE. - made the mistake of acknowledging bums. in Erie, bums are just...well, bums. HERE? it's like another continent. I feel like I'm in the Time Machine .  - walked 30 blocks when it was 100+ degrees. didn't drink any water. you do the math. - dark areas at night, by myse...

"You probably like him cus he's cute, his songs aren't that good. He's a good singer , but his songs are bad and his voice is too." - Krystal "Listen to Michael Jackson. Then you will get rid of it and realize, hey, this kid sucks!" - ~I ♥ Puppies~ "Look at some pictures of Johnny Depp and Chase Crawford with their shirts off." - ♥¢αи∂у gιяℓ♥