The Useless Critic 2.0

So long long after her sister took the tiara Pippa Middleton continues to junk up my news feed, and yes I am talking about Yahoo (unfortunately/sadly). And for some reason, Yahoo gets mentioned more and more often. This just keeps going on and on and on and mother fu*kin' on gosh darnit. This isn’t the first time I’ve ranted about this, but it just seems to blow my mindsockets. It’s like Pippa Middleton goes to Wimbledon….she is the number one trending topic. Pippa Middleton wears a red dress….she is the number one trending topic. Pippa Middleton breaks up with her unknown boyfriend….dot dot dot. Is this more than just a flavor of the week? Is this the rest of our lives? QATFYG: And why does she get all of this fame and attention? Because guys like looking at her BUTT!! That is the only reason. She is recently being placed on the cover of a magazine for no other reason than guys like her butt. But according to some sources, she did not win the award “Rear of the Year.” I think it’s...

The Royal Wedding may be over, and who knows what is going on with the honeymaking or the honeymoon between K-Tee and Wil-Lee? (More like a honey pot BITCH!) But one thing is certain, Pippa Middleton, the younger sister (non-jail-bait) is all over the news. She is still riding into my news feed on yahoo, sometimes twitter and various other online sources like a bull named John Holmes. Part of this is because someone took photos of her without her bikini top on. But in all fairness, there are many photos of me in only my bikini shorts, and I don't get to be the #1 most important subject in Yahoo News. Dear Humanity: What Gives? Now, this is not an episode of Algerie Nader Free Advertising (LLC), but if you want you can visit the PMAAS. That is the Pippa Middleton Ass Appreciation Society. This started as a facebook group, but now it has evolved into a strong-running line of merchandise. Here is a link if you are truly interested in buying a T-Shirt for someone's butt. Pippa...