A CHRISTMAS TELEPLAY 4 2011
Gather around children, to hear a story as old as time and Joan Rivers THE USELESS CRITIC NON-EXISTENT RADIO THEATER I MEAN THINK LIKE THE SHADOW SHIT SERIOUSLY THAT'S WHAT THIS IS DRAMATIC ORGANS AND STUFF PRESENTS A CHRISTMAS TELEPLAY FOR 2011 A.D. OR C.E. IF YOU DO THAT PC SHIT I DON'T THE KRAMPUS MEETS THE KARDASHIANS I want to preface by saying I know virtually nothing about this family. All I know comes from gossip blogs and People magazine and Cara's mouth. ha, Cara's mouth. lololol so bear with me. It is Christmas Eve on the Bravo channel. Trashy television fills the air. In a mansion, similar to that one above picturedm, the Kardashians and their cohorts are sipping expensive alcohols and sitting around a fire and a gigantic, godlike fiberoptic tree. KRIS JENNER/MOM: Does anyone want to eat a Christmas bird? A gamelike specimen? KHLOE: I want a baby, but my ovaries are full of jello. HER BASKETBALL PLAYER HUSBAND: Just your...