The Useless Critic 2.0

I AM GOING TO MEET HER BROOKLYN BOWL @ 7 WITH RYE RYE AND SOMEONE ELSE (DELUKA) PEREZ LOVES HER SO DO I EDIT IT IS AT 11 I BETTER SLEEP ALL THE WAY BACK TO ERIE

Sup homedogs? Hope everyone is recovering from Thanksgiving (or, um, not) nicely. I ate far too much turkey and pumpkin pie and I'm probably going to have to run about 100 miles to make up for it. But that's not important. This is: Okay, not gonna lie, this is going to be the best documentary EVER, and I love me some documentaries. Basically, it follows four babies from around the world (Mongolia, Namibia, Japan, and California) for the first year of their lives. Isn't that cool? I think it's a fantastic idea. And the babies are adorable. It has the potential to become massively successful. What do you think? More importantly, if they were to fight to the death (or, um, in a competition for the World's Cutest Baby), which baby would you root for? (Namibia Baby FTW!!!)

If you know me, you know I'm like coming about this. even vaguely. every time I see ANYTHING (ANYTHING) related to this film.....I basically jizz in my pants. no shame. and this is coming from a person that hates musicals. I hate "Rent," I hate "Wicked." but THIS OMG OMG OMG. Like "New Moon" you are so dead to me right now. And you know how some people have countdowns to Christmas? that's what I'm doing right now, but it's only because Christmas indicates the national American release of "Nine." ZOMG!!! READ THIS READ THIS READ THIS READ THIS, KATE HUDSON AND MARION COTILLARD (akakaka my future spouse) SING ONTD POSTS BETTER THAN ME Kate Hudson has a SURPRISINGLY good set of pipes. but let's not lie about my reasons to see this. DDL I HATE CHOO