The Useless Critic 2.0

happier times! Why do Hollywood couples always seem to implode? Is it ego? Is it boredom and the need for novelty? Well, whatever it is...I could not see TomKat derailing like they apparently did and made public yesterday. I mean, I've never been crazy about Tom Cruise or Katie Holmes, but in the past year or so I have softened with age. And look what happened. HERE IS TO HOPING SURI MAKES IT OUT OKAY.  A little look back, if you will: say what you will about them, Suri is one cute kid. question:   how do you feel about dying alone?

By guest writer Amelia. "The movie was good even though that's so impossible." :P

Dear CNBC Critic @CNBCcritic, In response to your latest review comments on Melissa Lee from "Squawk on the Street," "Fast Money," and "Money in Motion," where you stated, and I quote "@cnbc Melissa Lee looks like an Elf." Well, in all reality, I happen to be Melissa Lee's biggest fan. I also the biggest fan of Sean Hannity and Pippa Middleton (not that it's important). However, keeping things short... So CNBC Critic, in the famous words of Tom Cruise: "Take a step back...AND FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!" I am so wired right now.

I am convinced these two have the healthiest relationship EVER.