The Useless Critic 2.0

I would like to preface with saying PLEASE GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF DETROIT. pray to the weather gods Boeing WHATEVER that I get to go home tomorrow, because I don't have sympathetic parents who will lend me money easily and I don't want to starve to death in the Detroit airport. seriously, they were like "pay 70 dollars for a hotel" and I was like FUCK YOU I WILL SLEEP ON THIS FLOOR. which brings the bedroom I made in a waiting area. some old guy just walked by. I waved. tour dates! I'm just across the lake from my home! just across the lake :(

We have been around for two years. holy shit? thanks for reading! THIS IS FOR YOU, DEVOTED READERS: The Fiery Furnaces - Even in the Rain from Thrill Jockey Records on Vimeo . The Fiery Furnaces are a hit or miss, but sometimes: they are right on target. New York and DC are calling SNOWMAGEDDON again. apparently they have just experienced what I have known to be a reality for years: thundersnow. I guess NYC had to close its schools for the first time in forever and my sister hasn't been at school in a few days so whatever. It's snowing here, and I'm out in public. anyway, I am going to embark out of Erie on what is the plane equivalent of a shoebox into Detroit and then I fly to Seattle and hope that I look interesting enough on the plane by myself that someone talks to me. I've actually never flown by myself before, so I'm a little scared, but hey. not as scared as I am for my eardrums, which don't take to elevations well at all. I'm also ...