The Useless Critic 2.0

So for those of you who do not know, Camp Rock 2 is the sequel to Camp Rock 1. Believe it or not that surprised me :P Don't ask why. So this stars Demi Lovato as the possibly half latina Mitchie Torres, and the Joe of Jonas as a quote unquote Rock star. Although, all the music that was performed did not really feel the slightest bit like Rock music. It was more like dramatized pop, which don't get me wrong is fun. And you couldn't really call the movie "Camp Dramatized Pop." The only people that would go would be myself and the guy that gives me French lessons. So the movie is a battle between the down to earth folk of Camp Rock and the super heart-throbbing masturbation material of Camp Star (from across the lake.) So it's no surprise who wins the battle in the "Final Jam." But as for ratings I give this a 390, and numbers are meaningless so you can figure out on your own if it is good or bad. Better than "Princess Protection Program," but...

So tomorrow at midnight, it begins. So not actually tomorrow, but it'll feel like tomorrow. The 3 day novel contest. 72 hours and you have to create a novel. I did it last year, and it was one of the best experiences of my life. Try it 3 days, and you make 1 novel! It's fantastic. But also tomorrow....It's finally here the premiere of Camp Rock 2. hmmmmmm....so much excitement! PS: CR 2 better not suck! QATFYG: How fast can you write?

I just have to say, this was of enough importance to me that I put off taking a shower, but not important enough to DVR. You see, Ke$ha would want me dirty/filthy and unable to go back to figure out what the hell just happened. (amirite?) I missed the first, oh, minute of 'Tik Tok' because I was brushing my teeth (...TRYING...TO...RESIST...MAKING...AWFUL...JOKE) WITH A BOTTLE OF JACK (/FAIL), but what I did see actually was a little bit impressive. She did not sound terrible. She didn't really sound good, but seriously, only like, Sarah Brightman and Celine Dion sound good in that kind of 'outdoor mini-concert' situation. At one point during 'Take It Off' she was clearly adjusting to find the pitch but she did so within a few beats and then stayed on key. I read somewhere that she can actually sing, and I will go on believing this until something happens (like, say, the Orange Bowl) that proves she is talentless and tone-deaf (Ashlee YOU HAVE OTHER TAL...