The Useless Critic 2.0

The Original Angry Bird. #QuestionsIHateAnswering? Who cares? Hashtags like this are common viewing on everyone’s favorite microblogging website, Twitter. However, where the hell is this website going? In 2009, I used to state that I was able to get all of my news from Twitter. I could follow celebs and get the latest info on their careers. They also posted corrections when the entertainment media published false information about them, but this went far beyond just celebrity gossip. Twitter used to have a focus on current events, and it created a user-generated approach to news media. For example, if a major event took place in the USA or around the world, it became a trending topic, and you could find all kinds of viewpoints from the people of USA and the Earth. It was easy to keep in touch with your friends, your favorite movie stars, and the day-to-day happenings of life. That was 2009. Now Twitter is just a bunch of “Jersey Shore” wannabes, who try to sound loud and brash, and the...

Disclaimer: As promised, this Wednesday begins a new weekly column, which may or not be like what follows. Consider this the pilot, and snail mail is expensive, so these have to be sent out via Twitter. Dear Dearest Miley Cyrus, Hey, Oh Gosh, it’s so hard for me to begin because for years, I never found you sexually attractive. I guess, it isn’t my fault since the first time I saw you was at age 13. However, now that you’re legal in all 50 states, including Alaska and Puerto Rico, I see little reason why we could not get together sometime. AND NO, I am not looking for anything serious. After all, benefits are the most beneficial part of life. I hope you know that I am a huge fan. I hope you don’t think I’m fat..because I’m not. I meant huge as I have a well-hung attitude toward supporting you in any direction or position you should choose. More importantly, when those dudes photoshop’d your face on CGI images of you naked, I strongly protested (silently). Please note, that I stumbled ...

'One day you're the cock of the walk, the next a feather duster.' RepWeiner Anthony Weiner @ @kknapp1 just kill me now. 27 May