The Useless Critic 2.0

To make this honest, this is another blog wars challenge. This one is up against Shruti Vijh, who creatively writes the blogspot, Shruti -Click There! Check out her work centered around romantic essential validity. The Challenge: Who can write the better romantic fiction? The Response: I have Marion Cotillard on a silver platter begging with Chocolat et les Fraises. Instead of standard Flash fiction, I will toss around the sculptured masterworks known as rant-indulged prose. -- Marion's Eyelash The day I will meet Marion Cotillard is not a mystery to my intensivities. If an eyelash flew from the corner near her tear duct and floated across a thousand suns and moons only to have the gentle breeze drop it on my cheek, I would gasp like the first time I heard music on 12 strings. I would press my fingers against the lash, and I would know…I would just know that in some strange corner between the universe and nothingness Marion Cotillard’s fingers were on her cheek, and she was dreami...

Wednesday is the stage, and Planet Earth is the backdrop. I will give you fair warning that today is only a tease for tomorrow. Marion Cotillard is a mistress of forgotten magic. She is the first person in the last 200 years to completely seduce the male ideology with only her eyes. Like the bittersweet rush of Cocoa Power spreading through your sinuses,or that moment at a the end of the dream, where you can't tell if you are still glued to your pillow or in the dust of stars. Marion Cotillard has one of the most pure and sexual looks in all of present acting. She has sexuality and darkness, but only in the most sensual kinds. QATFYG: Are you excited for tomorrow?

Selena Gomez has been in the rough as they say, and Yahoo News was on a feverish fire as they announced multiple times that she had been hospitalized for illness. Instead of a card that reads, “Get Well Soon,” I want to send something more positive for Selena; here is a list of ways that she is similar to Academy Award Winner Marion Cotillard. 1. They both act. 2. They both have faces. 3. They both sing. 4. They both have been frisked by airport security. 5. They both have earned major awards for acting.* 6. They both have eaten nuts. 7. They both have done studio recording. 8. They both have sold albums and DVDs. 9. They both have lost plasma and not the kind from stars. 10. They both have touched purple dinosaurs.** 11. They both understand the importance of depth. 12. They both understand that milk is not always white.*** 13. They both have appeared on cable television. 14. They both have eaten food. 15. They both have tasted lipstick. 16. They both ...