Songs That Won't Set Any Mood for Valentine's Day
Valentine's Day is coming up and I hope you have plans. Like a fat hooker named Marta coming in from Youngstown to knead your flesh like dough. Perhaps you will dine on a tub of better alone, weeping. Or perhaps you are one of those fortunate people who will be celebrating love with the one you love. Anyway: Godspeed . :) Last year, we all made our Valentine's Day playlists, some in jest and some in earnest. This year- I'm trying a different approach (and solo I guess). So, if you want to establish a truly romantic experience, please avoid these songs by any means: Michael Bolton need not touch anyone ANYWHERE. Plus, who the hell says "can I touch you there?" midsex? Really? No! Get away from my elbow!!!! Would you kick that man out of bed for his dreads? All I can think about is "Bruno." "Puppy Love" will not get you laid. FYI. Depressing music should be avoided. Or whatever. It's your call bro. Nico shoul...