The Useless Critic 2.0

I'm sorry. On a serious note, I would like to express my sorrow for the victims and families affected by the horrible shooting in Colorado. My deepest sympathy and thoughts are with all of them during what, I know from experience, is a heartbreaking and immensely difficult time. So, I went to the Batman midnight premiere with two big fans of the comic book and previous movies, my comrades Bryce and Kim. Kim wore her Dark Knight cape and short-shorts. If you don't think she was every pre-teen boy's wet dream, you would be wrong. Bryce bought the tickets last week (before they sold out - all I think, twelve or thirteen theaters at Tinseltown in Erie!) and we actually made decent time, i.e. I wasn't running late for once. My friend emailed me from the Batman marathon that had been ongoing since 6 p.m. to tell me, at around 9:00 p.m., people were already lining up. D: We went to Wegmans (HOLLA) on Peach and got snacks - sushi, gummi worms and sour patch kids for...

1.) The lack of true Marion Cotillard exposure 2.) Anne Hathaway! Damn! 3.) Bane? You speak ENGLISH? (Tom Hardy) 4.) Joseph Gordan Levitt! Wouldn't it be awesome if Zooey had a cameo? 5.) I can't say I noticed much else; I was searching for Marion. WHERE'S RACHEL

Chris Nolan, Christian Bale and Anne Hathaway will all be in the city this summer. or something like that? yes, something! I am so going to find a way be an extra in this film. I don't care what I have to do. It's going to happen. JOIN ME