The Useless Critic 2.0

Yes it's back! Lately things have been so traumatic that I just haven't had the energy nor guidance to do this. Those days, though, have come to a needed end. This song has lost the charming novelty since I first heard it. A bouncy, happy tune about the euphoria of really being in love. Really  being in love. And because you are that in love, being with the object of your affection is just as good as having a real, physical home. Having a home is an absolute necessity. Trust me, after a week of finding myself on the metaphorical skids, ugh. It's not something I'd really wish upon my worst enemy (James Franco). Moats & boats & waterfalls, alley ways & pay phone calls I’ve been everywhere with you That’s true We laugh until we think we’ll die, barefoot on a summer night Nothin’ new is sweeter than with you And in the sticks we’re running free like it’s only you and me Geez, you’re something to see. Another reason this song will always stick out to...

It's homecoming weekend in where I am sadly living (Edinboro). you can tell because it's like, not even 9 and there's music blasting and I have never heard so many drunk people in my life until last night. I WILL BE A PART OF THEIR LEGIONS THIS EVENING. anyway, I will be a part of the parade along with the rest of the esteemed Spectator staff, so come out and say hi! it goes around the campus loop and starts at noon. we will be giving away promo shit and, uh, Frostys coupons. also, I'd like to thank Alice for doing an INCREDIBLE job redesigning the Useless Critic! look how legit we look now!!! makes me so proud. to tide things over, here's the new Ladyhawke video for "Magic." This song means a lot to me and I wish she'd done a better job: bleh. if you're around the area and want to check out any of the Edinboro homecoming festivities today, be sure to visit this website (JUST ONCE IS ENOUGH): www.breakouttheplaid.com you have been warned.