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The Royal Honeymoon with Algerie Nader: The Final Chapter

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So after hours upon hours of high-thrilled dancing and gratuitous face painting all good things must come to an end. The Royal Honeymoon with Algerie Nader eventually would lead to the morning after. Then, for Kate and Wills I would play this last song. "The River of Jordan" courtesy of Peter,Paul and Mary and this rendition from "Airplane!" Oh yes, this is appropriate. I traveled the banks of the River of Jordan To find where it flows to the sea. I looked in the eyes of the cold and the hungry And I saw I was looking at me. I wanted to know if life had a purpose And what it all means in the end. In the silence I listened to voices inside me And they told me again and again. There is only one river. There is only one sea. And it flows through you, and it flows through me. There is only one people. We are one and the same. We are all one spirit. We are all one name. We are the father, mother, daughter and son. From the dawn of creation, we are one. We are one. Every ...

the royal wedding: a matter of opinion?

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so I've been seeing a lot of stuff about the Royal Wedding flooding the mainstream media lately. I mean, the people in the media seem to be going apeshit about April 29 th , which isn't really that far away. which I get: it's a big deal. and I'm kind of excited about it. but I mean, like in a passive way. like I feel about the Superbowl. like I feel about most elections. I mean, I'll watch it on TV, you know? probably at a bar. probably wearing a tiara. probably holding a poodle and calling it "precious" and weeping about the fact that I will probably never ever find love. anyway! my feeling is though most Americans DO NOT care. my feeling is though most Brits (that are not me) DO NOT care. I have a few British friends so I've asked them. and the one said he didn't care and the other said that Battle of Los Angeles was a bad movie. and I was like, no shit. SO DO YOU CARE OR WHAT

what just happened

MERE MOMENTS AGO me: MOM GET UP mom: I'm sleeping go away me: MOM BIG NEWS mom: what (I only wake up my mom when people die) me: PRINCE WILLIAM IS ENGAGED mom: WHO CARES CONGRATULATIONS TO THE LUCKY COUPLE