Indian Pick Up Lines
It’s been way too long since I’ve written pick up material. I mentioned India in the last post, and more importantly, there is a hot Indian woman that works near me, so I spent the entirety of the last 34 minutes composing a plan of action. Start Slow and Ease Into It (That's what she said). Allow me to introduce you to........ Operation Khyber Pass: Day 1 So how do you feel about conflict in Kashmir? Day 2 I called Mumbai today while I was ordering a new MATTRESS. I spoke in Hindi ;) Day 3 Do you like Tandoori Chicken, or do you need some more Spice on your Meat? Day 4 With me, you'll feel like the Ganges. Wet, Dirty, and Constantly in Motion. Day 5 I swear, you make me perk up like Mt. Everest. Day 6 Look at it this way, I’m probably the only one of your suitors that doesn’t live in a log hut. Day 7 You know Ghandi was a man of Peace. Well, I'm a man of "Getting Rough!" QATFYG: Does anyone else miss “Outsourced?”