The Useless Critic 2.0

Song of the Day You know that I'll be here Wishing I could be there. BONUS and

Full disclosure: I am a huge LCD Soundsystem fan. And I am obsessed with James Murphy. To the point where it might be unhealthy. But whatever.

I NEVER GOT TO SEE THEM LIVE EVERYONE ELSE DID BUT ME I HATE YOU, EVERYONE ELSE Pow Pow- LCD Soundsystem And you have been all right And I have been filmed being ridiculous Oh, eat it, Michael Musto You're no Bruce Vilanch I have been untied And you are all cross-eyed There's advantages to each And I'm coming back, coming back, coming back Until there's nothing left in the well Is that what they call it, the well? I'm paralyzed and looking through you But if nothing's right, we try anyway As we compromised an arrogant person I'm amazed at my decision to blame On this occasion, there are a couple of things that we know that we learned from fact magazine One, the king wears a king hat and lives in a king house Two, your time will come, but tonight is our night, so you should give us all of your drugs Three, we have a black president and you do not, so shut up, because you don't know shit about where I'm from that you didn't get from your TV :( *sli...

yeah that was a Limp Bizkit reference. Fred Durst would be so proud of me! 29.) "Loca"- Shakira f. Dizzee Rascal DANCE OR DIEEEEEEEEEEEE has anyone listened to her new album? should I pick it up? I've never listened to one of her albums before. it'll be a lot of new experiences all at once coming in my face. 28.) "Dance Yrself Clean"- LCD Soundsystem James Murphy can do no wrong. he's a genius. the whole album was great, but this had me from the start. HAHAHAHA I COULDN'T HELP WITH THAT VIDEO SORRY 27.) "Mr. Rager"- Kid Cudi so creepy! I love it. no wonder Kanye is a fan. and we all know Kanye is never wrong. also, Wesley Snipes is in prison near Bradford, meth capital USA. I wonder what his hot Asian wife has to say about this. ... should I try to get an interview out of him? US Martials was one of my favorite movies when I was a kid!

If you like: - Lady Gaga - Tiga - LCD Soundsystem then you might like: Toronto-based electronic artist DIAMOND RINGS who was introduced to me via the lovely Kurt LISTEN:

TICKETS ON SALE SATURDAY MATT AND KIM, CHROMEO, MIA, LCD SOUNDSYSTEM, PAVEMENT, NEON INDIAN, LUDACRIS, JIMMY EAT WORLD, GOD I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT JUST LOOK THIS UP ONLINE I LOVE YOU AND I AM GOING TO THIS, HELL OR HIGHWATER, IF IT IS FREE

they are FINALLY annoucing the line-up, at 11 am, with the start of their new internet station. I know this time is going to be bad for me financially, but the things I am willing to do to get there. the things! here my guesses on some of the artists: - LCD Soundsystem (he is like at every festival anyway) - Pavement (why not) - Stars (they'll be right DC at the time) Richard Branson is my favorite millionaire. there is something about him that just says "insane" which Warren Buffet lacks.

Now I do not care about horseracing, or horses in general, but LOL at the names (this is my favorite part!): 1 Lookin at Lucky 8-1 2 Icebox 18/1 3 Noble's Promise 17/1 4 Super Saver 8-1 5 Line of David 35/1 6 Stately Victor 35/1 7 American Lion 22/1 8 Deans Kitten 50/1 9 Make Music For Me 50/1 10 Paddy O'Prado 22/1 11 Devil May Care 12/1 12 Conveyance 16/1 13 Jackson Bend 16/1 14 Mission Impazible 25/1 15 Discreetly Mine 45/1 16 Awesome Act 13/1 17 Dublin 16/1 18 Backtalk 70/1 19 Homeboykris 60/1 20 Sidney's Candy 6-1 I think 14 is my favorite. WHAT SAY YOU, GENTLE READER? also Matthew gifted me the new LCD Soundsystem with a host of others. not sure what I think of it thus far. "Drunk Girls" is obnoxious but I do love "Dance Yrself Clean." Here's my favorite LCD Soundsystem song: