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Hey, are things not ridiculousness enough? It turns out that zero percent of Black People want to vote for Mitt Romney. There is not a single black person in the entire country that supports the Republican for President in 2012.  Does that sound like a joke?  Well, read this excerpt from Daily Kos.  " Looking inside the numbers, Obama continues to lead Romney among key parts of his political base, including African Americans (94 percent to 0 percent) , Latinos (by a 2-to-1 margin), voters under 35-years-old (52 percent to 41 percent) and women (51 percent to 41 percent). Romney is ahead with whites (53 percent to 40 percent), rural voters (47 percent to 38 percent) and seniors (49 percent to 41 percent). Zero. For historical reference, George W. Bush received 11% of the black vote in 2004." The only black people that are supporting Mitt Romney and the Republican party for president are the margin of error.   Talk about unpopular. Questions...

Ann Romney, the wife of the GOP presidential frontrunner Mitthew Romney, has already been called many new names on the campaign trail. She has earned the titles of everything from Soccer Mom to person next to her husband to now “Fundraising Power house, reaching the voters in a way that her husband can’t” so says the AP. The latest name-calling on Ann Romney has done more than just shedding light on someone who clearly seeks a new job with more desire than Gene Simmons in an 80’s brothel; it has shown us how possible the chance is she might actually serve as first lady, meaning she would have to fill ALL the duties of Michelle Obama. So Ann Romney: Do you think you are up to the challenge of becoming First Lady? To become First Lady, you have to guest star on iCarly, eat a bunch of junk food on the FoodNetwork, deal with Michelle Malkin (maybe in bed), and don’t forget that you will have to wear tank tops on “The View”, or else Barbara Walters and her gang will run ...

In recent news Mitt Romney has been taking a major fall in the South Carolina polls, and just for that there has been some more gossip flying around about him in the cybersphere. Some of the Upload from the latest UC Podcast, and the remainder will be posted ASAP. and a bonus vid QATFYG: What is your favorite thing about Mitt Romney? Mine is that there is an entire feature on him in our book "The Best of The Useless Critic...So Far" For Sale in The UC Store.

Surprise! It's official, Ron Paul is at the top of the polls in Iowa. Newt Gingrich is falling faster than he can count. Mitt Romney is always in second, and Ron Paul is now the official frontrunner in Iowa with 23% support. Look at some of the things people are saying: there's a light at the end of the tunnel finally, America the Republic might show its face once more. Posted by: Carson Hopper | December 18, 2011 at 11:58 PM Kollin Curtis Ron Paul 2012! Posted by: Kollin Curtis | December 19, 2011 at 12:00 AM DerekB Brilliant! Posted by: DerekB | December 19, 2011 at 12:03 AM Buck would love to see ron paul go up against obama in a national debate. the american people's head would explode. QATFYG: Be Honest, who is your candidate? One thing is certain. It's going to be a weird day for the news.

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