RIP THE WHITE STRIPES
no no no no no no no no :( why is it I am in Detroit and this happens?
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HOW I IMAGINE: the Kennedys
While I rot in Detroit for another day, I decided to finally write something I've been putting off for ages. you know how the History Channel had to pull the Kennedys' series because the family had an actual qualm about it? despite the fact the series had some really good actors in it (Katie Holmes is give or take here) and they put a lot of money into production? WELL we may never know what the History Channel had in mind for America's version of the royal family, but I'd like to think I could imagine a few worthy scenes from the series. also, I did know research. what I wrote about is what I know about. ENJOY SCENE 1 JFK: ASK NOT WHAT YOUR CUNT-TRY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR .... CUNTRY. JACKIE: (privately, to herself) He really seemed to drag out the 'cunt' in that, didn't he? hmm. JFK (later, while they are still outside, arm-in-arm): I didn't say the first syllable too long, did I, Jackie dear? JACKIE (stares at him and then bli...
ELLIE GOULDING US TOUR
I would like to preface with saying PLEASE GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF DETROIT. pray to the weather gods Boeing WHATEVER that I get to go home tomorrow, because I don't have sympathetic parents who will lend me money easily and I don't want to starve to death in the Detroit airport. seriously, they were like "pay 70 dollars for a hotel" and I was like FUCK YOU I WILL SLEEP ON THIS FLOOR. which brings the bedroom I made in a waiting area. some old guy just walked by. I waved. tour dates! I'm just across the lake from my home! just across the lake :(
my person of the year
...is Dutchman Jasper Schuringa, aka THIS GUY: http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/hero-passenger-we-heard-bang-17324097 who I think is awesome and it's not just because he's Dutch! Okay so the explosives didn't work but still. I don't think my reflexes would have been so fast! I would have been like UHHH, looking up from my Cosmopolitan (how to give him the best orgasm ever!) and then POOOOOOF. And so what if he's demanding money after CNN took his cell phone image. I would demand money too!!!! also, I was genuinely freaked out this happened somewhere so close. I mean, Detroit. doesn't that city have enough problems? LESSON NUMBER ONE TERRORISTS, AVOID THE RUST BELT.