The Useless Critic 2.0

By Guest Writer: Jacob Astudillo  I have no doubt that most of us like music we don't readily admit to like, but our dirty little secrets have a strange tendency to eventually surface. Some might shamefacedly have been caught singing "Backstreet's Back" in the bathroom, or an S Club 7 song might surprisingly have been discovered in a person's Mp3-player to the merciless mocking of his peers. Yes, I believe the majority like music we are ashamed to like. Because that kind of music is crap, and admitting we like it is tantamount to admit we like crap. And naturally we are ashamed to admit we like crap. Who wouldn't be? I'll tell you who wouldn't: Justin Bieberfans. Walking in a park in my hometown last year, I saw a curious spectacle; the amount of teenage girls gathered to openly manifest their love for this prepubescent singer was legio. I even saw a banner which proclaimed: "The Justin Bieber Fan Club". Besid...

I know I've posted this like everywhere, but SERIOUSLY WATCH IT it's her SNL audition video. this girl needs on stat! Kristen Stewart!!!!! seriously, who do I have to blow to make this happen? WATCH IT

I remember sixth grade very well. it was a harsh, dark and mean place. if you did ANYTHING out of the ordinary they shunned you, or belittled you with it. seriously- I went through some of the shittiest things of my life that year. argh. so this brave little boy- and I am sure you've heard of this by now! if not GET WITH IT SRSLY - tackled "Paparazzi" for his school talent show. like- this kid could have had his ass kicked so hard for it and he went for it. thank god it worked in his favor! now he's appearing on the Ellen show and getting advice from Gaga herself. aw! my favorite thing about these video are these dumb girls in the background laughing and making faces. and it's like, this kid has more talent than any of you, so go eat worms or whatever sixth graders do. they probably eat cell phones these days....