The Useless Critic 2.0

Our favorite trainwreck recovering star is set to make a guest appearance on the April 14 episode of 2 Broke Girls as Claire Guinness, an indecisive soon-to-be-bride who asks Max and Caroline to make her wedding cake. I, for one, really liked her guest stint on Ugly Betty in 2008, so color me interested. Are you guys excited to see LiLo on 2 Broke Girls ? Just thought it would be funny In other news, Chace Crawford will guest star on the March 18 episode of Glee ! Although I'm really not a fan of the show, Chace hasn't appeared in literally anything since Gossip Girl (gasp!), so I'll definitely be watching it. Now here's a hot pic of Chace, just because. Well, in his case, "hot pic" is redundant because I alwa ys find him hot .

FYI, I only allowed myself to watch the new season premiere of Revenge after finishing this post, which is a big deal considering I was initially unsure about going on with the weekly recaps. So here it is! Get ready 'cause this episode is even funnier than that of last week—and more packed with pop culture references than ever. When Max serves a group of four "quirky" hipster girls, one of the girls say that they need a sec, and then proceeds with her life-changing story: "Then he said to me, 'Dude, your vagina is weird.'" Another girl replies, "Dude, that's insane. It is so not weird. Your vagina's awesome!" Girl #1 turns to Max and says she's ready. "Now I need a sec," Max declares as she walks away. " I can't say it anymore. The vagina's gone mainstream. What's next? A clothing line at Target?" she laments to Caroline, who suggests that they pick a cuter word for it, like cookie. "It sounds...