The Useless Critic 2.0

Hi there. That's a nice t-shirt you are wearing, or not wearing. Have you been working out? I thought so.  So, here's the end of our journey. The long and winding road has come to its close. And yet, we're still here, together. but guess what, bitch? I'm letting go of your hand! ICELAND:  COME VISIT. WE'RE BROKE. MITT ROMNEY COULD BUY US.  what name is first in Icelandic music? or anything really? BJORK.  I was googling "how to piss off an Eskimo" earlier and I thought of ways to piss off Bjork, as to make that train of thought relevant.  here are are some methods: - talk to her about art - poke her with a stick - blame her for global warming - tell her to vote for Ron Paul - greet her at the airport. be like "welcome to Philadelphia, Bjork!" WHAM oh, who comes after Bjork? Sigur Ros , obviously. Let's group Jonsi (lead singer) in with that. so pretty! I am fortunate enough to share my birthday with the next lad...

So I didn't pay attention to Beyonce last year . Was I really that STUPID? That BLIND? Beyonce has come down from Heaven and partnered with Jay-Z to SAVE OUR SOULS. I am just REALIZING how good of a song "Countdown" is. Have you noticed this? THE LYRICS: My baby is a 10 We dressing to the 9 He pick me up we 8,  Make me feel so lucky 7 He kiss me in his 6 We be making love at 5 Still the one I do this 4 I'm tryna make us 3 From that 2 He's still the 1 is there nothing this woman can't do? I want her to rewrite the constitution. take that, Ron Paul! She just had a baby, too. like today! CONGRATS, JAY-Z AND BEYONCE! and welcome our messiah, Ivy Blue Carter, to da world. Even adorable Norwegian boy Sondre Lerche covered "Countdown":

Surprise! It's official, Ron Paul is at the top of the polls in Iowa. Newt Gingrich is falling faster than he can count. Mitt Romney is always in second, and Ron Paul is now the official frontrunner in Iowa with 23% support. Look at some of the things people are saying: there's a light at the end of the tunnel finally, America the Republic might show its face once more. Posted by: Carson Hopper | December 18, 2011 at 11:58 PM Kollin Curtis Ron Paul 2012! Posted by: Kollin Curtis | December 19, 2011 at 12:00 AM DerekB Brilliant! Posted by: DerekB | December 19, 2011 at 12:03 AM Buck would love to see ron paul go up against obama in a national debate. the american people's head would explode. QATFYG: Be Honest, who is your candidate? One thing is certain. It's going to be a weird day for the news.