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dead people of the day

In honor of the Pizzabomber trial unfolding in Erie, I am dedicating my dead people post to everyone from that scenario that is now dead. Especially pizza bomber himself, Brian Wells. I really do remember this day well- the day Erie stole the national spotlight for such a bizarre, bizarre story. PHONE RANG IN 2003 RANG RANG me: hullo bff: omg someone is trying to blow up the Millcreek Mall. me: WOT WHY bff: WE CAN'T LET TERRORISTS WIN BRITT-NAY. me: OMG IF THEY BLOW IT UP WHERE AM I GOING TO REEBOKS *cries, listens to Toby Keith* fun fact: I actually worked near the scene of this in the summer of 2006. I'm pretty sure I could get a job leading people on a tour of all the places involved in this weird ass story. anyway though, comfort yourself with knowing that while Marjorie appeals for her sanity this afternoon, I will be within mere blocks of her. like, so close she could come and rip my face off if she wanted to. what Marjorie is listening to right now: btw, if you like Warp...

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so I want to start this new drinking game, called "every time I encounter Marjorie Diehl Armstrong and Her Mental State in the news, I will drink myself shitfaced." I would be on drink 18 right now, holla. this just in: SHE MAY NOT BE COMPETENT http://www.mcall.com/news/nationworld/state/all-a17_statebriefs.6978270aug04,0,5567169.story I don't know what these people are talking about. if this isn't the face of sanity, then WHAT is?