The Useless Critic 2.0

Lady Gaga is looking absolutely fierce and fabulous as she hits the runway in the promo video for Tom Ford's Spring/Summer 2016 womenswear collection, set to Mother Monster's cover of Chic's '70s classic " I Want Your Love ." I wonder if this is an indication of what her next album will sound like. I mean, it's not like Gaga hasn't put out disco-inspired songs in the past, but I'm not sure how I feel about a full-on disco album. I must say it makes me really happy that 2015 has been such a great year for Gaga— her engagement to Taylor Kinney, her brilliant Sound of Music tribute at the Oscars, scoring a lead role in the upcoming season of American Horror Story , and being named Billboard 's Woman of the Year . Speaking of, don't forget to catch the premiere of American Horror Story: Hotel next Wednesday, October 7 on FX! Watch the trailer below. Edit: There's another teaser that prominently features Lady Godga.

YAAAAASSSSSS WERK IT QUEEN!!! Jimmy Choo has debuted the ad for its new fragrance Illicit, which stars queen Sky Ferreira. The 40-second ad sees the singer return to her platinum roots as an ethereal, flawless, fierce goddess, set to a dubstep-ish remix of her amazing 2013 single " You're Not the One ." Ugh, can you say hair-gasm? Speaking of singles, when the hell is " Guardian " coming out? You said August, bish! In other news, today is the 34th birthday of another queen – Beyoncé. Happy b'day, Queen B! Seriously, this year's VMAs were such a snoozefest without you and Lady Gaga.

Wanna be on top???? Finally, after a month or so gathering information and inspiration, here is my appreciation post for the flawless Allison Harvard , who first came into prominence as a contestant on Cycle 12 of The CW's America's Next Top Model in 2009. Why do I find her so fascinating? Countless reasons could be cited: her big doll eyes, her unusual beauty, her quirky (yes, it's an overused term to describe her) personality, her amazing sense of style. On top of that, she strikes me as this genuinely fun, sweet girl to be around, not to mention creative, intelligent and down-to-earth. I can say in all honesty that I don't recall being this obsessed with any other ANTM contestant, she's just so fresh, unique and out of this world. In this post, I'll provide insight into this singular Houston native, as well as present you guys with some of her highlights during the show. Before we go any further, I'd like to say that anything remotely off...